85-Year Old Drag Racer

Police in Ontario enforcing new laws designed to combat drag racing arrested an 85-year man allegedly driving 100 mph. When stopped, the man said he was on the way to the bank. His license was suspended, his car impounded and he faces a fine of, at least, $2,000. The man said “G-damn, you’re not taking my car, are ya?”. Over 2,300 Ontario drivers have been already charged under these new laws.